2006/09/02

寄居蟹上學


第一天正式上課,已經交了兩個作業,兩次上台報告。早死早超生,頭過身就過。

唸書的感覺跟從前在報社上班類似,一言以蔽之:言不由衷。不是說我講謊話;是說我講的話並不是我打從心裡想說的話。只是因為你問了我一個問題,所以我給你一個回應,但總多少感覺到,那話與我自己有一點距離。我好像一隻寄居蟹剛好在換殼,卻在半路上被攔了下來,問道:「全世界最重要的五個議題是什麼?」噫!我哪曉得!我正準備找另外一個殼再躲進去呢!

寄居蟹的英文是隱士蟹。hermit crab。一不小心就會說成「我是一個安全帽」,helmet。哈哈哈。

10 comments:

  1. rolcoco9:05 AM

    老師應該也是言不由衷地問了那些問題。這樣很公平。

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  2. conjunction9:18 AM

    你寫得好好笑,我最近也進入寄居蟹狀態,為期數天。簡單來說,我這隻寄居蟹窩在一堆無趣的小螃蟹當中,假裝認真聽他們講話,然後躡手躡腳縮回去打瞌睡,突然有人來到洞口大喊一聲:喂!你認為民主是什麼?

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  3. hamper10:49 PM

    呵呵!好貼切的形容啊!

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